THE STUDIO OF SHARP GRAVITY
The art of GRAVITY SHARPENING is akin to that of SHAPING CLAY. You mold MASS into something JAGGED, and pray it retains its shape. A SIMPLE EXPLANATION for a COMPLICATED SKILL.

Nevertheless, it's clearly a skill that has been WELL-HONED by the CREECHER that lives here. You can feel the FORCE as it POKES YOUR BODY. Despite REPEATED ASSURANCE, the various SKEWERED OBJECTS scattered about the room are a convincing argument against sticking around.

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Within, there is an LUMP. You STARE at it. It has the AUDACITY to MEOW at you.

The LUMP hops about the room, and you ABSENTMINDEDLY follow it around, making sure to COVER your ARMS to avoid any SPIKINESS. It suddenly turns around, and begins speaking in ELOQUENT LANGUAGE, introducing itself as SIR BARNACAL W. JOSHTER THE FIFTH. You NOD YOUR HEAD and slowly back away as it launches into a WELL-PREPARED SPEECH on the merits of STABBING SOFT OBJECTS.

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