Behold! A LUMP going by LORD.

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You're minding your own business when you feel a SUDDEN PAIN out of nowhere. You turn around to face THE LORD, growling with SUPERIORITY. The AIR feels COLD and HEAVY, like a row of ICICLES falling on your head. Could this CREECHER be trained in GRAVITY SHARPENING? You've got to get out of here.

LORD loudly LAUGHS at you, and SMILES with GREAT CONFIDENCE. Clearly, it has some sort of COMPLEX. Running away is impossible under such HEAVY GRAVITY, so you KNEEL instead. The LUMP appears to be SATISFIED, and promptly leaves you alone.