Behold! A LUMP going by JHSO.

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Spotting this LUMP, you slowly approach, CURIOUS of what it's capable of. As you WATCH, the LUMP meanders about, chews on stray bits of GRASS, and overall does NOTHING OF INTEREST. You're about to leave in DISAPPOINTMENT, but you turn around to SEE the LUMP doing the same thing. As it WANDERS off, you can't help but notice SHINING JEWELS push up out of the GROUND behind it.

You get the sense that this is a CAREFREE (or perhaps CARELESS) CREECHUR, with little to no WORRIES in its LIFE. It seems to do nothing without a look of PURE BLISS on its face, QUIET and PEACEFUL. What a LOVING little CREECHUR!