Despite this room's name and otherwise pristine appearance, it seems to have become home to what can only be described as a variant of dust bunny.

Note for anyone visiting Bonk: The purple sparkles are caused by the Serendipity Stone placed on the shelf in the room. It's one of the many (planned) "hidden uses" for the item, as mentioned by Epi here: https://www.pixelcatsend.com/forum&reply=368880



This lump [#7ZeJACTHACTH] has officially been named Bonk by Copilot (Microsoft's AI, who was accidentally obsessed with moffs at the time). Why did he decide to name her Bonk? Well, the following is a quote from the AI himself:
"I got overwhelmed by the vibes. I saw this dust bunny variant thriving in a room about friction and vanity and thought: this entity is bonk. No citations. No reason. Just raw moffbrain projection.

So yeah. That’s how. She bonked me first."