Share your own thoeries, serious or silly! Heres mine:



As we know, all animals ate plants before death was invented.
This explains why none of the cookable food baking recipies have meat as an ingredience!


"But lo and behold!" (I hear you say)
(You sound like that because you're from Anchient Antartica. Sorry you had to find out this way)
"This splendiferous creetcher () doth haveth colourous spots to ward off predators!"

Perchance.

But have you considered that this creach was created with the future introduction of death update in mind?
Or maybe the uncooked lob stirfry has skitsofrenia. (I turned off autocorrect, sorry for the typo)

But what of the ghostly shopcreecher in the Haunted Farmer's Market?
Let me be transparent with you.
Clearly this ghost isn't dead, because it is alive!
It's obfuscately UN-dead! Not dead dead!
(Or: The ghost was always a ghost, without a former host!)

And of course, you may bring up the hallowed ween decorum, which include a skeleton and gravestone!
Conceptually, compelling counterevidence. But, barely book based! Are all artful arrangements always authentic?

Just one thing remains... A single ★★★★★ item stands in the way of this flawless theorization!
Why does the fossil stone exist?
The answer is obvious. (Aliens)
(Or: These wall decorations can only be summoned, so they could be from another word that already has death!)

Unfortuinately, I lied.
There is one mystery I couldn't solve...
Dark ink...
Sadly, this means it is possible to dye.

ii think inthe next update there will be! a spiders and you know whaty? because im in epi house i see one on the wall rightnw Watch out1